Once upon a time, there was a beautiful and tragically misunderstood girl named Louisa. She had this homely and overbearing acquaintance named Lilyanna who beat her shamelessly with cruel words and a horsewhip. One day, this cruelty became too much for Louisa to bear. What did she do about it? She blogged about it. And after that, she creeped into Lilyanna's house, stole all of her delicious apples, and shanked her in her sleep. Victory was hers. The entire town pranced and danced in the streets for joy.
Alas, there was one person in all of Brightonia who did not rejoice. And that was her lover, Henrietto. Henrietto was enraged, and decided to take his revenge by taking away the only thing that mattered to Louisa and destroying it: her blog.
*insert loud, Doomsday music here*
TO BE CONTINUED
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